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10.06.2025 00:33

Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can relationship issues cause depression?
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Microsoft will finally stop bugging Windows users about Edge — but only in Europe - The Verge
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Carrying own bag after splitting with caddie, Max Homa fails to qualify for U.S. Open - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Scientists Just Found the Oldest Barred Spiral Galaxy – And It’s a Monster - SciTechDaily
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Minds and Behinds
Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
So they tried
What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Seahawks defenders want to "put the team on our back" - NBC Sports
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Log in to your Samsung account by the end of next month or forever hold your peace - Android Police
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read