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13.06.2025 01:59

Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Then came..