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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Inhibitory Neurons May Hold the Key to Spatial Learning and Memory - Neuroscience News

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hailee Steinfeld Marries Bills QB Josh Allen - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Addison Rae’s debut album proves her evolution from influencer to pop heavyweight is complete - The Independent

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Loons and Moons

Devin Harjes, "Boardwalk Empire" and "Manifest" actor, dies at 41 - CBS News

Everyone loved it.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Pharmacy group withholds endorsing CDC's latest vaccine recommendations - AOL.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Matching dinosaur footprints found on opposite sides of the Atlantic Ocean, answering a very old question - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Then came..

How is TikTok able to censor porn?